It seems we can’t drive in winter, can we. This morning was a major snarl, with cars all over the place except the road. Some tips, then:
If your speedometer says “52 MPH” and you are not moving forward at all, you’ve hit black ice. Take your foot off the gas pedal.
If, after following the instructions on step one, you find yourself revolving around at 52 RPMs, take your foot off the brake pedal.
If, after following the instructions in step one, you find yourself in the ditch, stay there. You’ve earned it.
If you are on the highway and traffic is moving slowly, consider putting distance between yourself and the car in front of you. How far? Well, put your hand about two feet from your face. Is your palm smaller than the numbers on the license plate of the vehicle in front of you? More space.
Hope this helps.


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