There’s controversy about the Eden Prairie school system’s decision to loop the fifth and sixth grade. “Looping” means kids have the same teacher for two years, and I suppose I could have said that, but we always feel smarter for using some inside jargon, don’t we. Anyway, of course there’s controversy; but there’s controversy about anything school boards decide to do. They could announce all teachers should say “katty-whompus” instead of “Kitty-corner” and there would be an uproar from the parents, complete with website (saveourkittycorner.com) and angry meetings. Officials would blame “No Child Left Unoriented Due to Regional Idioms” or some other Congressional mandate. People are passionate about education of their kids, and friction is inevitable.
As for looping: I don’t know. I would have loved to have my fifth-grade teacher for sixth as well, because he was a smart, funny guy. (He’s now the principal of the school.) Not so some other teachers, particularly the one who got so wound up by misbehaving students she would tremble like a feverish chihuahua and threaten to twist you into a pretzel. I think that’s why parents object to looping: you get a bad teacher, or one who just seems to have it in for your kid, and you don’t want another year.
Who was your best elementary school teacher? Do you remember anything they did that stuck with you decades down the road?


I've got two that share the title of "Best"
1st Grade: Bonnie Fish (now Bonnie Ross). Convinced my parents that no, I was not just a rambunctious child and they got me tested for ADD... and on Ritalin. Went from uncontrollable to one of the best students in a heartbeat. And 34 years later she chased me down online, having remembered me that long.
3rd Grade: Ms. Cutlip. I went from having an absolute monster of a 3rd grade teacher, to the point my parents transferred me to another school district, to this saint. She got me interested in reading... lots and lots of reading. My home library size reflects her influence.
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