Saturday, October 28

Southdale Apple Store, 6:17 PM Friday night:

I hate to stand in line at the grocery store when there are three people ahead of me, but I willingly joined a line that stretched waaaay into the Southdale courtyard to get something I could not eat, drink, sell or touch: the latest Mac operating system. Shiny! New! Sold in a box with reflective foil! Gimme gimme. If you’re a Mac user, it makes you want to go back in time to 1997, and reassure your younger self: buck up, laddie! In ten years people will be waiting in line on a weekend night for the chance to slap down cash for a new operating system! Oh, you’re just being kind, Future Me. The Mac will be gone. FEMA will use the excuse of Y2K to ram through the Mandatory Windows Act of 2000, and the Mac will be a memory. No! Trust me! Buy stock! Buy a lot of Apple stock! Now I think you are but a demon, sent to tempt me to perdition. Be gone!

I'm not sure what I would tell my past self if I had the chance to go back ten years other than "buckle up." How about you? If you could tell you previous 1997 incarnation one thing, what might it be?

Back to the present tense: When I left I saw people wandering into the store with curious expressions, wondering what all the excitement was about. It’s a slightly retooled user interface that builds on the previous one! I wanted to say. It has Stacks, dedicated workspace modules, the promise of brisker Spotlight searches, with automated backup and a total commitment to the iTunes visual-browsing paradigm!

But no. Let them experience the wonder for themselves. Also, I’d look like Optimus Dork.

We'll return this afternoon with the Saturday Mystery Building; see you then.


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I thought I recognized you!

I saw a familiar face with a familiar voice walk up to the Genius Bar, point to the stack of Leopard along the wall, and say "Meow". :D

I was one of the many who were wearing certain short-sleeved black t-shirts answering questions as best we could. I wanted to come over and say hello, but it was . . . busy!

Good luck with the install and have fun with the spotted cat!


New OS!

We've been putting off a new iMac purchase because we wanted to wait for this neww OS. But should we just replace the crapped out hard drive in our current iMac, buy more memory and the OS?

Stacks look really cool, by the way.


What would I tell my 1997 self?

For the love of God, don't open The Crate! Weight it down with cement blocks and throw it back overboard. If you DO open The Crate, do NOT listen to Mr. Scratch. You CAN'T trust him!


Opinion

Regarding question about upgrading RAM and HD in older iMac...

If it's a G5 or better, it's worth upgrading. If not, then buy a new Mac.

Actually, I DID tell myself to buy Apple stock when Steve Jobs came back to Apple. I just didn't listen. Darn it.

www.richardmac.com


Can't you download this? How

Can't you download this? How outdated.


iPhone tracking

Its 10:30 am and no one has posted a complaint about the new "cash only for iPhones" policy. You're definitely slacking, Mr Leaks. ;)


Stand in line?

Let's see...I could either stand in line at the Apple store at the mega-mall or I could pre-order and have a smiling FedEx man deliver it to my doorstep bright and early Friday morning.

Not a hard decision--plus, I didn't increase my carbon footprint by needlessly driving my Gaia-choking SUV across town.

I think I deserve a gold star by my name for today.


Dear 1997 Me:

Go back to college, NOW.

And for the love of all that's holy, don't marry him!


Even folks who ordered it from Apple stood in line...

I ordered my upgrade from Apple.

It came "Signature required", something I hadn't planned on. Worse, I was actually in the house (and saw the FedEx truck!) but he either didn't ring the doorbell or it malfunctioned. Instead, I got the dreaded "We missed you!" tag.

So, at 6:30 last night I was standing in line AT THE FEDEX DEPOT with 6 other members of what my daughter called the "Nerd Herd", waiting for my Leopard upgrade.

Trust me, the Apple store is a much more pleasant place to stand in line. Apparently this was quite a deal for Fedex, the lady at the counter took one look at my slip and said "oh, another one of _those_".


Standing in line for an OS?

I upgraded my tertiary computer to Ubuntu "Gutsy Gibbon" at home, for free, last night. I'm beginning to think that both Apple and MicroSoft need to start worrying about free linux/bsd operating systems stealing their market share.


New Mac OS

Funny thing about that.

I ordered it from Amazon, at $20 of, and will be getting it in the mail on Monday.

So they're paying me $10 a day not to stand in line.

Not a great hourly rate, but it's for something I'd be doing anyway.


I only go for the Tee shirts

This is the first Mac stand in line event I missed in the Twin Cities since the MOA Apple store opened. It is always cool to get the Tee shirt and stand in line with other Mac addicts I know. But I had driven 400 miles yesterday and hit the Twin Cities about 8 PM. Another 10 miles and another hour away from home was just out of the cards for me.

My saner mind now wants to wait and see how the upgrades go from others before placing my Mac before the upgrade gods. Yeah I'll hold off maybe until. . .um tomorrow.

Davydd
porktenderloinsandwich.com


Macophiles

It is just nice to see so many Mac users in 2007, makes my heart go pitty pat and I feel less like loser for going with MAC for the last 20+ years.

I have an original Mac upgraded to "FAT MAC" and I can still boot it and use Macwrite. I love my SE 30, my first MAC I could used "on-line."

An Apple Store is around the corner from where I work, I may stroll in there on Monday (^_^) and act nonchalant.

-pass the kool-aid


I'd tell my ten-years-younger self ...

... call your dad more often.

www.flickr.com/photos/markdeisinger


Links

Are we all plugging our websites here now?

www.bunnyroseblog.com

hehehe.


I'd tell myself--

to trust my gut on guys, and that I would not end up alone, or have to aim below myself.


All thats needed now...

...is the picture of James and family waiting meekly in line to have the doubleplus good chips subdermally implanted to harmonize their brainwaves with Chairman Job's.

Sheesh. Lilek's need to be all things Mac exceeds his need to stockpile lavendar soap and toilet paper.


just one thing?

I would hope that my 1997 self could gather a lot of information just by the sight of me 10-years older. But if I was allowed to utter only one sentence to my 10-year-younger self... it might be, "Get off the internet and get outside." Or maybe, "Stay ON the internet and in a few years buy-up shares in Google." But, most likely I'd just say, "Holy crow, I'm so young and thin and my skin looks great!!" Then get zapped back to now and slap my forehead and go, "DOH!"

-:¦:- Bling Blog -:¦:-


It's not cash only...

It's that you're no longer allowed to pay cash for an iPhone, in an apparent effort to disocurage reselling and/or unlocking.

I'd comment on how nerdy it is to stand in line for a piece of computer software, but I camped out in line for Windows 98 (and a couple of the accompanying bargains) back when it came out. I've also camped out for Halo 2, an Xbox 360 on launch day, and most recently a Wii on launch day.

And what I'd tell myself ten years ago? "Get the heck out of that tech support call center before it truly starts to suck, and get a real job."


The Sledgehammer: Version 2.0 - I let my mind wander and it never came back.


``Buy Google''

You'd want some advice on when to sell it, too.

Otherwise you ride it all the way back down to zero again.


Tell your 1997 self to buy

Tell your 1997 self to buy domain names... you'd make millions. Some did.


What I'd tell the younger me

Dude, you are so screwed.

:-)


I'd hand my younger self

I'd hand my younger self some information on a particular twenty guys and say, "see those guys? Tell the government about these guys. Tell them to tighten their airport security by, I don't know, 2001. Get to it!"

Then I'd be totally ignored by the government, being only 6.

Nah, I'd be more likely to say, "tell daddy to buy google. Got that? Buy...Google. Lots of Google. Googoo gaga Google...Bye now!"


Advice for my 1997 self

1) Never believe something just because Dan Rather tells you.

2) Don't be in such a hurry to completely switch over to Linux.

3) Stop being so narrow-minded about religion and religious people.

4) Don't get rid of your turntable.

5) Go ahead and take that Farsi class. It's going to come in handy someday.

6) Your girlfriend is an alcoholic and a psychopath. Get her out of your life completely and immediately.

7) While we're on the subject, you could stand to stop drinking so much yourself.

8) When gas hits $1.75 a gallon, do not complain.

9) Dogs are awesome. Don't wait so long to get one.

10) Your parents love you and are trying their best to be nice to you and help you. Quit being such a dickhead to them.

11) Do not bet against the Red Sox. You don't have to like 'em, just don't bet against 'em. Trust me.

12) When the shit hits the fan, stay cool. You'll know what I'm talking about.

Take care, you --

~DLW '07


"In ten years, Apple will be

"In ten years, Apple will be selling PC clones running Unix, with no support for any of the Mac software that exists today. And yet people will insist that these machines are Macs, instead of acknowledging that the Macintosh died and Apple replaced it with a PC clone running Unix."

Nope. I've lived it and I still don't believe it.

I mean, you could buy a PC in 1997, and you could buy OpenStep for Intel in 1997, and it wouldn't have run any classic Macintosh apps. Today you can buy a PC of ten years' more recent vintage, running a ten years' more recent version of OpenStep, which similarly doesn't run any classic Mac apps. If the first wasn't a Mac, and the second is, where does the Mac-ness reside, exactly?


A message from Steve Jobs...

Here, drink this. You'll feel better.


The Sledgehammer: Version 2.0 - I let my mind wander and it never came back.


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