The collapse of the 35W bridge has provided many pundits and B-grade demagogues an excellent opportunity to shoot their mouths off before the facts are assembled. You might wonder if there’s still room for others to clamber on board and press their own agenda.
Well, of course.
Fred Phelps and his contemptible claque believe that God made the bridge fall because Minneapolitans didn’t round up the gays and burn them a Loring Park bonfire, so they’re going to protest the funerals of the people who died in the bridge collapse.
Fred has issues.
Meanwhile, others speculate that climate change smote the bridge. Choice excerpt:
"Melissa Hortman of the Minnesota House of Representatives 'speculated that 90-plus-degree heat Wednesday and the above-normal temperatures of the past two summers may have been a contributing factor,'and said 'You wonder if this bridge was built to withstand the massive heat we have had this summer.' Or even if it was built to withstand heat."
Heat? No, engineers don't factor in stuff like heat.
By the end of this week I expect the LaRouche people to insist that the bridge was brought down by Queen Elizabeth, who donned a wetsuit and planted charges on the piers.


stop taking all of Lileks time
You Minnesotans need to ease up on the buzz.com demands -- we longtime coastal readers of Lileks' Bleat web site can see the writing on the wall -- Lileks collapses over his scanner from an surprise massive heart attack whilst trying to scan Indonesian condom ads from the 1920's- and we lose him. Because those ads were not for buzz.com, no, sir, they were for us...