There’s Buzz.mn, and then there’s Buzz.man.
I met Buzz Aldrin once, and I ticked him off. Apparently I wasn’t the first young-pup journo to ask him if Neil Armstrong bobbled his line. To this day I scour my email spam bin for opportunities to invest in a time machine, because if I could go back and do that one over again, and be 97.2% less of a moron, I would. At any cost. I wasn’t trying to be clever or spring a gotcha moment – I’d never even considered the fact that Armstrong had left out an article while stepping off the spacecraft, because it really didn’t seem important. Given the fact that he was on the moon. I was probably the last person in the world to hear about the fact that Armstrong maybe left out the word “a” when he stepped upon the surface of the Earth’s timeless companion. Hey, is that true, Mr. Aldrin? Criminey. They give press badges to anyone.
It’s Moon Day, commemorating the first human boot on another celestial body. I know where I was: summer camp in White Earth, Minnesota. As a space nerd, I wanted more than anything to see the landing, and my parents assured me they’d have a TV. We’d all gather ‘round the black and white in the mess hall and watch the historic event. Have fun at camp! But no. There was no television at camp. The night of the landing the counselors doused the lights and put on a record to make us think they were in the next room. It was “The Sounds of Silence,” by Simon and Garfunkel, and we all laid there unable to sleep because the record player was turned up too loud. HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND. I laid there wishing I could see the landing, hoping everything was okay, thinking of the Estes model Saturn V I’d built that summer. (It fell over on the pad.)
Where were you?
One more note: "When the space shuttle Atlantis completes its 11-day mission next week, Paul Dye will engrave the name of the mission -- STS-115 -- on the head of a railroad spike once used by the Duluth, Messabi, and Iron Range Railroad."
I love these guys. When we build the first Moon base, you know it’ll be called Armstrong Station. But at night everyone will gather in the Buzz Canteen.


July 20, 1969
I was 8-1/2 years old, and had put together a scrapbook with clippings about the Apollo 11 Mission (or "misson," as I spelled it then). My folks had friends over, and we were all in the family room watching the 13" B&W TV. I fell asleep--as I recall, the stepping out onto the moon happened about 11PM or so--and my Mom woke me up to see Armstrong's famous step. Shame he muffed his line. Of course, he had the misfortune of being recorded. We have no idea what Columbus really said when he set foot on the New World.
I still have the NY Times from the next day: "MAN WALKS ON MOON." One of these days I'll get it framed.