Star-Trib land deal closed. No one’s talking about selling the Strib’s iconic HQ, of course. But gosh: we’re surrounded. I’d be surprised in the main building saw its 70th birthday in 2017, and that would be a pity. Serves ‘em right, you might say. Knock it down! But cities need buildings like the Strib’s Portland home; it hails from the era of the great Daily-Planet-style paper HQs, and has the heft and solemnity of a public institution. You can imagine Clark Kent flying out a window. And you can imagine the old reporters gathered around the body, taking pictures. Stupid Clark. Thought he could fly. This ain’t Metropolis. Looks like it, but the name has more vowels. Anyway, it’s a fine old building, and the last of its breed in Minneapolis. Too bad it’s not turned the other way: if it had been facing the Metrodome all these years, people would have a warmer impression of the structure. As it is, they’ve been staring at its boxy rear for decades. Not so impressive.
Speaking of seventy-year olds and their aquatic pals: Meet Kitty Kelly, Senior Dolphin. If one of these ladies was your mom, wouldn’t you be proud?
This isn’t local, but it’s important. In a few days everyone else will be talking about it, so I’m here to get you ahead of the curve. Dramatic Chipmunk, the Best 5 Seconds on the Internet.
Of course, the cool kids have already moved on to the sneezing panda.
UPDATE: Expected traffic did not materialize! Zig Ziglar charged with a 301c, having a redundant name in public! In related news, surface of earth not destroyed by comets! More details as they become available.


How about showing the Yankee
How about showing the Yankee Flipper:
http://www.yankeeflipper.com/droll/index.cfm#
Flinging squirrels from a bird feeder...now THAT'S fun.