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Star-Trib land deal closed. No one’s talking about selling the Strib’s iconic HQ, of course. But gosh: we’re surrounded. I’d be surprised in the main building saw its 70th birthday in 2017, and that would be a pity. Serves ‘em right, you might say. Knock it down! But cities need buildings like the Strib’s Portland home; it hails from the era of the great Daily-Planet-style paper HQs, and has the heft and solemnity of a public institution. You can imagine Clark Kent flying out a window. And you can imagine the old reporters gathered around the body, taking pictures. Stupid Clark. Thought he could fly. This ain’t Metropolis. Looks like it, but the name has more vowels. Anyway, it’s a fine old building, and the last of its breed in Minneapolis. Too bad it’s not turned the other way: if it had been facing the Metrodome all these years, people would have a warmer impression of the structure. As it is, they’ve been staring at its boxy rear for decades. Not so impressive.

Speaking of seventy-year olds and their aquatic pals: Meet Kitty Kelly, Senior Dolphin. If one of these ladies was your mom, wouldn’t you be proud?

This isn’t local, but it’s important. In a few days everyone else will be talking about it, so I’m here to get you ahead of the curve. Dramatic Chipmunk, the Best 5 Seconds on the Internet.

Of course, the cool kids have already moved on to the sneezing panda.

UPDATE: Expected traffic did not materialize! Zig Ziglar charged with a 301c, having a redundant name in public! In related news, surface of earth not destroyed by comets! More details as they become available.


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How about showing the Yankee

How about showing the Yankee Flipper:

http://www.yankeeflipper.com/droll/index.cfm#

Flinging squirrels from a bird feeder...now THAT'S fun.


Dramatic Chipmunk

YES!! That gets funnier every time I watch it.


The Strib HQ

It has surprised me that there has been silence since the possible demolition of our headquarters was first contemplated earlier this year. I have always admired the six medallions of quintessential Minnesota-dom, from the miners' jackhammer to the jumping fish. It reminds me where I am.


Strib HQ

Agreed: the medallions are beautiful, and cool - a cow! I like to work in a building with a proud stone cow. You could make the accusation that the buidling has overtones of European 30s architecture, a style not employed by the most enlightened nation-states, but the cow and the fish soften the edges. It's also remarkable that they put them waaay up there, where you can't see the details. Perhaps they'll end up in the lobby of whatever featureless structure replaces the HQ . . . if that ever happens. Hope not.


Flying Squirrel

Ahhh, they trained that little rascal to sing.

David Seville does a good job here. Didn't even need to spped it up to 78 rpm.


How Pathetic Is This?

I just watched the "Dramatic Chipmunk" clip and immediately recognized the music is from "Ghostbusters," right when Sigourney Weaver and Rick Moranis are turned into demon dogs.

*dripping with the geek*


demon dogs music?

but we're already starting with a furry little animal.

does that mean that (( horror!! )) Dramatic Chipmunk is about to turn into... ((gasp!! ))....

A Second-Tier Presidential Candidate????

oh, the horror!


Kitty Kelly, Senior Dolphin

Those unauthorized biographies of Jacqueline Onassis, Elizabeth Taylor, and Nancy Reagan were written by a dolphin? How did she type them without opposable thumbs?

Oh, wait, I forgot. Dolphins do have thumbs now. Never mind.


That was so much WIN!

Altogether, the best 19 seconds on the internet! It's rofltastic!

...I don't get internet speak, but I use it anyway, just to blend in... ¬¬

D'you think if I had a clip of a Zebra Finch sneezing it would be popular? They are the most ridiculously cute sneezers, after all.

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bucketbucketbucketbucketbucket...


StarTrib HQ/ institutional memory

Speaking of Clark Kent -- Lois Lane's dad DID work in the 425 Portland building. Dave Neill was a news editor at the Star in the 1930s and '40s; he hung on until around 1960. His daughter, Noel, graduated from high school in 1938 and got accepted by the U of M, where she planned to major in journalism. But she took a trip to California that summer, lucked into some nightclub singing gigs and started an acting career that led to her role as the main portrayer of Lois Lane in some 1940s "Superman" theater serials and the 1950s "Adventures of Superman" TV series with George Reeves (Phyllis Coates did one season). Noel revisited the building in 2003, when she was in town to sign copies of her biography. She asked yours truly to show her her dad's old office, but I had to tell her the building had been drastically remodeled ("Project Stardust," part of the three-fer redesign/reorg/remodel in the mid-'90s).

By the way -- Cedric Adams was a well-known columnist and radio personality in decades past, and he had an apartment on the fourth floor. He used to come downstairs in his bathrobe and read page proofs, it's said. That was before my time.

The Freeman Building, apparently to be torn down, was named after well-liked Cowles Media executive Gale Freeman and dedicated in 1982. I once crossed the street on the way back from the Little Wagon and came upon Gale Freeman -- I'm not sure if he'd retired at the time -- looking up at the new building. Probably the only time I'll see a living person and a building named after him at the same time.

I doubt that Lileks knows any of this, but that's not a criticism.


Lois Lane's Dad

*THAT* is news to me - thanks! As for Cedric, I know the work and the lore - this week I'll be posting an audio file of the Great Man, and I have some video to upload as well. A copy of his book has sat on my desk since the day I joined the paper. I haven't delved into the Freeman history here at buzz.mn, since it seemed like inside baseball.

I wouldn't hold myself out as any sort of Strib historian, but I've been collecting pictures and stories about the building for a while - I have a novel in the works about the paper c. 1947, and have spent many happy afternoons poring over the photo files from Cedric's time.

Thanks for the additional info.


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